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OCTOBER UPDATE #1 MINIZ

OCTOBER UPDATE #1 MINIZ
Sean: Hey, Nessa.

Nessa: No!

Sean: C'mon.

Nessa: NO!!

Sean: Please!?

Nessa: *sighs* Pawk the caw.

Sean: *dies laughing*





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Paula: My dad just got a 16.

Sean: What?

Paula: His new car is a 16.

Sean: A 16-wheeler?

Paula: No, it has 4 wheels.

Sean: That makes no sense. You sure its called a 16?

Paula: Yea, its a 4x4, and 4 times 4 is 16.

Sean: -_____-





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Paige: What comes to mind when I say "cha cha cha"?

Sean: Ch-ch-ch-chia!!





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Sean: Aww, look at the little kid! Aww!

Paula: *smacks Sean* I'm not a kid!! *storms off*

Sean: Aww, look at the little kid stomping! Aww!





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Paige: What about "gundam"?

Sean: Gall bladder.





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Paula: Sean called me short!

Heather: You ARE short.

Paula: I'm taller than some people.

Heather: The only people your taller than are the people that are below the mark that says "You must be his tall to ride".





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Paige: What about "crazy"?

Sean: You.

Paige: What?!?!

Sean: Paige.

Paige: Grr, your making me angry... you wouldn't like me when I'm angry.





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Arpun: Wish on the shooting star!

Steph: Ok. *makes a wish*

OJ: Hmm... that looks familiar.

Steph: The wish didn't come true!!

OJ: I think thats... HOLY CRAP! THAT'S SEAN!!





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Katie: Where's Sean?

Nessa: It's a bird! It's a plane! No, it's...

Katie: Sean??

Nessa: No... that's... PAIGE?!?





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Arpun: Eww... Paige actually jumped after him and attacked him...

Paula: Looks worse than when he landed.

OJ: Ugh.

Steph: Hey! My wish came true!





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Doctor: Yea... that looks pretty bad.

Katie: Is there anything you can do?

Doctor: If you take this away, then yes.

Katie: Ok then. *takes cage* Hey everybody, I got a new pet!

Tanya: *runs around in cage*





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Brian: o____________________o

Nessa: Why the long face?

Brian: WOULD PEOPLE QUIT ASKING THAT! ITS NOT LONG! ITS WIDE!





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Arpun: Due to circumstances beyond our control, Seanz Miniz will be discontinued for this month due to the fact that there seems to have been a "creative block", so to speak, on the creator. Hopefully next month won't be such a disappointment. We are sorry for any inconveniences, discomfort, or object rammed into your keyboard, walls, or possibly monitor due to extreme disappointment... although, if you rammed your monitor, you probably m,issed this message... umm... we apologize for that too. Actually... umm... this has nothing to do with the storyline... but... it's kinda funny... I guess we can give you one more mini. It's funny (I hope).





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Matt: My birthday is next week.

Paula: Cool.

Matt: What are you gonna give me?

Paula: Nothing. You didn't give me anything.

Matt: No! I don't mean BUY me anything. What does a girlfriend GIVE her boyfriend for his birthday?

Paula: Umm... cake?

Matt: No! What does a girlfriend give a boyfriend that can PLEASURE him?

Paula: A back rub?

Matt: NO! What is pleasurable for BOTH of us?

Paula: Cake??

Matt: Well, you can use things that are on cake. Like whipped cream.

Paula: OHH! You mean--

Matt: Yea.

Paula: Ice cream!

Matt: NOO!!!! AAH forget it.