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| SEAN |
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Age: 16, the SECOND oldest in the bunch (sry Paige) Height: 5'8 - 5'10, not really sure Weight: 180, all muscle Race: Black, and a whole lot of other stuff... I'm like, everything but asian State: Maryland, like most normal people Bio: Writer of Seanz Miniz. Yup, I write them. Normally I'd want to say something like "I'm unbelievably amazing", but I've got to be truthful. I'm attractive, hopefully, assuming that you like my pictures cleverly and discreetly located at http://SeanLWSmith.tripod.com/pics.html, and, hopefully, hilarious, assuming that you enjoy my Miniz. I am not extremely intelligent. As a matter of fact, I'm in all G&T courses (which are right below AP, but then again i can't get into AP courses until next year) except for science (since I hate science) and social studies (since I failed American Government). I do dumb things, just for the hell of it. God, you could call me the black Johnny Knoxville. I gained a reputation for being... um... dumb in elementary and middle school, and I guess it followed me to high school so... I've learned to live with it. |
| PAULA |
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Age: 13, a young'n Height: 5'2, shorty Weight: 100, more or less Race: White, with some italian, polish, and german State: Maryland, and yea, she's normal too Bio: One of the most interesting girls I talk to. She gives some serious inspiration for my Miniz. She's also really cool to chill with. And, she consoles and comforts me through relationships and all... ^__^ She's basically one of my favorite people. Ms. Cusimano everybody! |
| BRIAN |
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Age: 15, well, he's younger than me Height: 5'8, or somewhere around there... a lil shorter than me Weight: 120, just a wild guess for the moment Race: Black, and possibly somethin else... doubt it State: Maryland, otherwise known as Murderland Bio: My best friend. Always has been and probably always will be. Also going out with Paige since January 1, 2002. This boy is as black as I am personality-wise... the way I talk in my Miniz and in these profiles is NOWHERE near the way I talk normally. I probably don't even capitalize the word "I"... and I'd be saying it orally! |
| KATIE |
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Age: 15, another 15er Height: 5'4, or possibly less... she's taller than some people, but not very close to my height Weight: 110 - 120, I pick her up all the time Race: White, and cute as hell State: Maryland, where the beautiful people live... well, some of them Bio: One of the cutest girls on the planet!! If you don't believe me, I don't care. She keeps an innocent image and jokes around a lot. She's really, really fun. And she's my baby, so don't touch her. Touch her and you die. Or at least you'll be pretty close to dying (murder's against the law... go figure). |
| TANYA |
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Age: 14, young'n! Height: 5'2, probably Weight: 110, I think... I really have no idea Race: White, with braces (don't even ask the relevance of that comment because there is none) State: Maryland, how? dunno, she's DEFINITELY not normal Bio: She is fun to talk and always brings up something interesting. She inspires a couple Miniz herself. ^__^ She's also the one who got me into using the stretched out smileys (i.e. O__o) and she's the one who inspired me to start these Miniz in the first place. Not too much to say on her other than that she is really fun. Recently we uh... stopped talking. She's been trying to get my baby Katie with some other guys and she tries her hardest to get her boyfriend mad at me. I used to trust her... I'd say more, but her boyfriend may get mad at me... again. |
| PAIGE |
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Age: 16, the oldest and I didn't know it Height: 5'6, she done told me O_O Weight: 115, like, oh my god! Race: Black, along with Native American and White State: New Jersey, where I was basically raised from age 2 to around 7 Bio: Well, she's Brian's girlfriend... Oh, and she's an insane psychic who lives in New Jersey. Well, she's not psychic, but she is the one of the only people who actually realizes that she is merely a character in this twisted world of text-based skits that are widely known as Seanz Miniz. |
| QUES |
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Age: 13, littl'un Height: 5'2? 5'3? 5'4? Weight: 140? Something like that, I dunno Race: Black, we are related State: Maryland, shes not necessarily normal, but she's in a family with a normal person (me ^__^) Bio: My sister, or at least one of them. She is the only one really Mini-worthy. She can be funny sometimes... the other sister, well, that's a completely different story... |
| NESSA |
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Age: 15, another another another Height: 5'4, another short one Weight: 135, and counting Race: White, at least thats what she says she is, but she's lied to me before... State: Massachussetts, where the chipmunks roam Bio: Former internet girlfriend... fun times those were, fuuun times. She is the chipmunk of the Seanz Miniz gang! Go ahead Nessa, do your chipmunk laugh!! |
| DOCTOR |
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Age: Over 30, although he's fictional Height: I have no idea, he's not real Weight: Who cares? He's fake Race: I don't know, but then again, does it matter? State: I'd assume one of the ones in the United States Bio: He's the Seanz Miniz official doctor and will appear pretty often considering we injure each other a lot. He's not very intelligent nor does he know much about healing people, but we still pay him in Monopoly money. |
| KIMMIE |
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Age: 15, but she may turn 16 one day Height: 5'5, she's shorter than me, when she doesn't wear those huge heels Weight: 132... and I thought she was 115 Race: White, and recently tanned State: Maryland, where the real non-fictional people are Bio: She is real unlike Mr. Doctor. She's fun to hang out with and reminds me of a smart blonde-on-the-inside-brunette-on-the-outside kinda girl. |
| MICHEAL |
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Age: Ask him, not me Height: No clue, ask Blue Weight: Prolly around 90, poor guy Race: Cunafronafreneggit, or something of that sort State: I think California... I know it's somewhere big Bio: This guy is Micheal Jackson, known world wide and guest starring in June Update #2! We are so lucky to have him! What an honor! |
| JASON |
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Age: 15, haha, younger than me! Height: 5'11, a little taller Weight: 145, wow, skinny and over 110! Race: White, umm... Irish State: Maryland, duh Bio: The skinny guy that you can never tell what's on his mind. He can snap at any second but is not dangerous. He has the mind of a killer but can't murder. He's like Rosie O'Donell in an all men's club. |
| STEPH |
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Age: 15, probably... please correct me if I'm wrong Height: HAHA! Let's just say "SHORT" Weight: Dunno, and I don't feel like puttin a useless comment after the comma Race: White, and yes there are so many State: Maryland, home sweet home... aah! There's a crab on my leg! Bio: Its the pistachio! Miss Iwancio! Oh she's our queen! Uh, wait, no she's not. But she's pretty close. Wait, this just in... no she's not. Ha, I'm just playing. |
| OJ |
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Age: 16, so now my old comment is nulled... figures Height: 5'10, maybe 5'11 Weight: 200, heavier than me... I thought I was the heaviest >__< Race: Black, finally, another one, after... how many ppl? *starts counting* crap, I lost count State: Maryland, hell yea! Bio: A hilarious man, but he reminds me of one of those guys who in 10 years will own all of you, will monoploize every business the United States, and will have enough money to force anybody to turn an apple into an orange. |
| KYLE |
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Age: 15, and tall Height: 6'2, tall Weight: 170, and pretty tall Race: White, no comment State: Maryland, where the maries land Bio: I've known him all school year but never actually talk-talked to him until lately and he's cool to talk to. Plus, I can relate to him in some ways. |
| ARPUN |
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Age: 16, *imitating Arpun* I'm 16 buddy Height: 5'8 - 5'9, OJ said so Weight: 124, he went from elephant to snake from 5th grade to 10th... both of those animals remind me of him too... haha. Race: Middle Eastern, Hindi-ish Indian-ish whatever... I dunno... State: Maryland, home of the famous... umm... Bio: Ahh, the elephant snake we all love to hate! Hah, I'm just playing. Mysteriously though, he's got the power to know that he's only in a series of text-based skits... go figure. |
| HEATHER |
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Age: 14, a Seanz Miniz mini Height: 5'7, kinda tall for a girl I dated, right? I know Weight: 100 - 110, maybe even lower... she's REALLY thin... REALLY Race: White, but she tries to rap (its pitiful, really) State: Florida, ya kno, big state down south where all the hurricanes go? Yea, that one |
| MAX |
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Age: 17, still looking 16 Height: 5'8, still looking 5'7 Weight: 125, still looking 115 Race: White, still looking... white State: Florida, still looking... ah, forget it Bio: Heather's Florida surfer-boy henchman... not exactly very smart but Heather finds him very attractive and uses him in order to get Sean back, and no she does not USE him like that you sicko! |
| GENO |
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Age: 15, prolly... like I care Height: Prolly bout 5'6, mini man, lol Weight: Let's just say he sounds... little... how about... -10 lbs.? Race: Nooo idea, not at all... prolly white though State: Maryland, and Heather moved back... I dont feel like updatin her thing tho... Bio: Dino... Genie... Haha, he sounds like a little punk and originally Heather was trying to go out with him... dunno what happened with that. |