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Sean: And so I said "No, you can't lick my lollipop!"
Brian: Hahaha, that reminds me of that one thing. Listen, once me and Paige were behind the couch, and-- Paige: WHOA BRIAN! I thought I told you not to tell anyone! Nessa: Aww c'mon, its just us. Paige: Exactly. Brian, don't tell anyone. Brian: Why cant I tell them? Sean: Maybe its personal Brian... Katie: Speaking of... Paige: Yea, you talk. NOT Brian. Katie: Once me and Sean were behind a couch, right-- Paige: KATIE! Nessa: Oh, do tell. Paige: Katie, keep your dirty laundry in the washer. Paula: *starts singing* I'm going to the LAUndreee Maaaaaaatttttttttttt! Brian: Isn't R. Kelly in that song? Paige: The child molester? Brian: Wouldn't the "Pied Piper of R&B" symbolize him luring people, such as kids, to him? Nessa: Oh my god, did Brian just say symbolize? Sean: I'm surprised you can even say it right Nessa. Nessa: Shut up. Sean: *mimicking* Shuh uh! Paige: The Molester, formerly known as R. Kelly. Nessa: Speaking of, Katie, what were you talking about? Brian: Speaking of? Where's the relation there? Nessa: And he said relation! Brian: ... Sean: I'll sum it up in one word: Marshall Day. Brian: What? Nessa: Marshall Day? Paige: Thats two words, and they make no sense. Sean: Oh sorry, I was chewing on this random Snickers bar. I meant to say lingerie. Paige: Oh, ok. Paula: You ever had a Peppermint Patty? Katie: The York kind? Paula: Yea. Katie: Oh my god! I have! Paula: Oh my god! Me too! Katie and Paula: *jump around in excitement* Sean: Hey everybody, lets go to that oddly shaped bench over there. Katie: Thats a bench? Brian: Seean, thats a net. Sean: No its not, its a bench. Paula: No Sean, its a net on the ground. Sean: Umm, no, its a bench. Katie: Sean... If it looks like net, umm... looks like net... and... uh... quacks like a net... Paige: Sean... I sense something. Sean: Her spider sense is tingling. Paige: Crap. Katie: What? *everyone pulled up in the net* *everyone wakes up in a dungeon* Sean: This carnival is boring... Katie: I knew something was odd when we were the only people here. Sean: Hmm... Katie... do you realize me and you are in this cage... alone? Katie: You're right. Sean: Deja vu. Brian: Hey, hey, Sean, what's going on? Paige: Why are we in shackles and you two are in a cage? Paula: Yea you guys can move around a lot more. Brian: Yea, I noticed. Paige: Oh my god Sean! Whats are you two doing?!? Brian: I had no idea that was possible. Nessa: How did they manage to get in that position? Sean: Huh? Oh... umm... you can see inside of this cage? Man... Katie: Ohh, hey everybody. Didn't see you there. Max: (monotone) Ladies and gentlemen, Katie and Sean, introducing the one and only Heather the Phantom Menace. Heather: *walks in* Thank you, thank you, you're too kind. Max: *rolls eyes* Heather: Max, fetch me my favorite snack. Max: Yessir... ma'am. Heather: Well well, what do we have here? Paige: Obviously you have us. Paula: Duh. Heather: Hey Paula, how's it hangin'? Paula: ... That was a sick pun. Max: Here's your snack, Heather. Heather: Thank you, Max. Sean: What the...? Haha, thats a Skippy squeeze stick. Katie: Eww, isn't that just peanut butter? Sean: Haha, their slogan is basically "Squeeze My Stick". Brian: They had some mixed suburban kid tryna rap for their commercial. Haha. Paige: Squeeze, the skippy is my skip on the cheese. Paula: Haha. The Go-Gurt stuff actually had an excuse. Normally yogurt's in a bottle. Heather: Shut up. Sean: I wanna see Skippy try that slogan. "Hey, lose the spoon". Katie: Hahaha, what kinda idiot eats peanut butter from the jar? Sean: Better yet, what kinda idiots eats it outta a plastic stick? Heather: SHUT UP! Before I do something... Max, cue the lightning... dramatic *lightning strikes her squeeze stick* OWW! Sean: *picks up squeeze stick that landed in the cage* Come and get it. Come on. I dare ya. Heather: *tries to reach into cage* Katie: *snaps at Heather's hand and starts walking around like a tiger* Heather: NOOO! Not my squeeze stick! Paige: Let us free and you can have it back unharmed. Heather: I guess I should then. *looks at Sean* Sean: *stomping on squeeze stick* Squeeze! The skippy rippy slippy to sneeze! Heather: *gradually moving into slow motion* NOOOO OOO OOOO OOOOOO OOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOO! Sean: Oh, unharmed? Whoops. Paula: SEAN! Sean: My bad. Heather: My squeeze stick... its... its ruined... you will pay! Max: For your squeeze stick? Thats it, I quit. *walking out* Crazy psycho insane maniacally crazed rabbit. Heather: Does not matter. GENO! Geno: Huh? Oh, hey. Heather: He hurt my squeeze stick. Geno: ... So? Paula: He'll pay you back Heather. Heather: How? Paula: Umm... Paige: Katie, didn't you buy some of that cotton candy bubble gum? Katie: Oh, yea I did. *recites commercial* You've never seen cotton candy do this! *blows bubble* Sean: I've never seen cotton candy do much of anything. Katie: Now what? Paige: Give the UNCHEWED cotton candy to Heather. Brian: Why did you stress "UNCHEWED"? Paige: Why did you decide to start talking again? Sean: I still don't see the cotton candy doing anything. Katie: *hands to Heather* Heather: Wow... this is great. Its so cotton candy-ey, but so bubble gum-ey. Katie: Made it myself. Nessa: No you didn't. Katie: ... Heather: Ok, you are all free. *Brian, Nessa, Paige, and Paula are shot from underground* Heather: You two however-- Katie: WHAT?!? I'm the one that gave you the cotton candy gum! Heather: But your still near Sean so you must pay. Katie: But I did pay! Geno: Do you still like him or something? Heather: NO Geno. No I don't. Geno: Sure. Katie: Sure. Heather: That's it, I'm going to expose you to radiation. Sean: But if you do then I'll disappear and never ever go out with you again. Heather: !O___O!... I hate you. *Sean and Katie are shot from underground* Katie: That was pointless. Sean: It was... SQUEEZY! Paige: -___- That was the worst punchline ever. Katie: Is it just me or is Heather a girl? *everyone walks away* Katie: Seriously! I'm serious! C'mon!! *fade out and applause* *fade in and backwards applause* Heather: I will get you Sean. I will. Geno: Why dont you go out with me instead? Heather: I'll get you Sean, you just wait. Geno: Heather, just date me and get over him. Heather: Ah'll beh bohk. Geno: You'll be back? Heather: Bohk. Geno: No, back. Heather: God, if it sounds like chicken! Geno: ... Then... what? Heather: Then it says "Bohk"!!! Geno: o__O *fade out and applause again* *more applause* *even more, just because Seanz Miniz is good* *that goes for you too... if you're not clappin right now, applaud for Seanz Miniz* *go on* *no one's watching you* |