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| AUGUST UPDATE #1 |
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Nessa: Shh.
Sean: Why? Nessa: I'm watching golf on TV and they need to concentrate. Sean: O__o ~*~*~*~*~ Paige: Hey, Sean. Sean: Yeah? Paige: There's a bug on your head. Sean: Really? Paige: Yeah, lemme get it. Sean: Wait! You've hurt me enough! Don't-- *ambulance siren blares* ~*~*~*~*~ Katie: Sean! I've been trying for hours and I just can't seem to bite my ear. Paige: Umm... Katie: Sean? Where'd Sean go? Paige: Didn't you hear the siren? Katie: He got arrested? I told him they arrested people for littering! Paige: ... ~*~*~*~*~ Paula: Hi, can I visit Sean's hospital room? Doctor: Well, you see... umm... huh? Paula: Which room is Sean in? Doctor: The one with the crazy girl running around the door. Paula: What crazy girl? Tanya: *running around door screaming like Xena* ~*~*~*~*~ Arpun: Oh yea, look at me. I look like a million bucks. Paige: Arpun! You just messed up the chronological order of the Miniz. Arpun: *wearing superhero spandex* I am.... MINIMAN! ~*~*~*~*~ Paula: *walks in room being careful not to let Tanya in* Sean? Sean: (((=||=))) Paula: Whoa! What happened to your face? Tanya: *busts in room* AII-YAI-YAI-YAI-YEEEEE! *attacks Sean* ~*~*~*~*~ Katie: Sean never gets any peace around here... Arpun: And he's the main character too... Katie: ?? Arpun: I guess that makes me the main character now. Paige: No, me. I'm the one that beat his face. Arpun: But I'm smart. Paige: You callin' me dumb? Arpun: Did I stutter? Paige: That's it! Katie gimme the vaseline! Katie: Ok. *yells* BRIAN!! We need that vaseline back! ~*~*~*~*~ Paula: Aww, poor Sean. Sean: *in a body cast... again* Paula: I know what'll cheer you up. Sean: ? Paula: *shows Sean a picture* Sean: *muffled scream* Paula: What's wrong? Its just a picture of Paige, Jason, and Heather. Sean: *trembles in terror* ~*~*~*~*~ Katie: *walks in room* Paige and Arpun: *circling around, ready to fight* Katie: Brian wasn't done with the vaseline and wouldn't let me in the room to get it, so i got the next best thing. *hands to Paige* Paige: Good. *rubs on face* Arpun: *holds back laugh* Paige: What? Arpun: *laughs* Paige: What? Arpun: Your face just turned pitch black! Paige: What!?! Katie! What is this? Katie: Gasoline. *smiles* Paige: YOU-- *attacks Katie* Katie: *dodges Paige* Hmm... I wonder why Sean could never do that? Arpun: Because he's dumb too. Katie: *growls and attacks Arpun* Arpun: AAAH!! SOMEONE GET HER OFF ME!! AAAAAAH!! HELP!!!! ~*~*~*~*~ Kyle: Why is it that if you tell your parents you got a B, then say B+, they're all happy, but when you say you got an A, then say A-, they go off on you? Jason: I think they ignore the letter and go for the sign. Kyle: So if I say "X + Y" all parents will hear is the plus? Jason: Probably. Kyle: What do you think would happen if I just went up to my mom and said "plus"? Jason: You might get a reward, like some ice cream, or candy, or one of those little prizes you get from the machines with the little claws that no matter how hard you try, the object is too big or to small to grab. Kyle: And if I say "minus"? Jason: The police will find your body eventually. ~*~*~*~*~ Kimmie: Oh my god! Torrey: What? Kimmie: You are waaaaaayy too bony to be walkin around shirtless. Torrey: Well, all the shirts at the store had huge holes in them. Kimmie: That's why your not supposed to shop at thrift stores. Torrey: It wasn't a thrift store. Kimmie: Then how did every shirt have a huge hole in it? Torrey: *gasp* Whoa! *points at Kimmie* Your's has one too! Kimmie: -___- That's the collar! Torrey: Like a dog? ~*~*~*~*~ Paige: Ok, Sean's in the hospital again, so now I can finally have a Mini without him. *silence* Paige: Yup, my own Mini. *3 hours pass* Paige: It'll end any time now. *2 hours pass* Paige: Why is this thing still going? Isn't a Mini supposed to be... well... miniature? *30 seconds pass* Paige: END ALREADY! *jumps up and down in frustration* Why won't it end? *1 minute passes* Paige: Oh, every Mini needs a punchline or some kind of trigger to end it... *10 minutes pass* Paige: Ok, I got one. Why did the chicken cross the road? *Seanz Miniz crew slides an advertisement figurine of Sean in front of Paige* Paige: No... no... NOOOOOO! *attacks the figurine viciously* *figurine ripped apart* Paige: *looks at Sean's ripped figurine with one eye squinted* o__= I know your tricks.. yea, yea, I KNOW THEM ALL! MUAHAHAHAHA! You'll never interupt MY mini! Never! NEVER! *Sean's figurine's remains blow away in the wind* Paige: ... He gets his own figurine? Why don't I have a figurine??? ~*~*~*~*~ Doctor: Ok Sion, you're free. Sean: It's Sean. Doctor: No, it's a donut. *holds up donut* ~*~*~*~*~ Paige: Well, Sean technically was not in that Mini... but technically he was... yea... o__= I saw it! I saw it with my own TWOOOO eyes! Yea! His spirit lurked withIN the life size FIGurine! O__= Sean: *over intercom* Paige, what are you-- Paige: ITS HIM! *attacks intercom box and is electrocuted* Sean: *walks towards Paige* Holy crap. Paige: *lying on ground lifeless* Sean: *walks closer* Paige, you ok? Paige: *sniffs* SEAN! *attacks Sean* *bodyguards pull Paige off of Sean* Sean: Whew... I had a feeling she'd do that again. Thank you boys, here's pay for your services. *hands Bugles to bodyguards* Bodyguards: Ohh goody! ~*~*~*~*~ Steph: I'm going to win, you know that I will. OJ: *walks in room* ? Steph: C'mon, you know your going to lose, just give up. OJ: Steph? Steph: *blinks* AAH! (o)__(o) YOU MADE ME LOSE THE STARING CONTEST! OJ: Against who? I don't see anyone. Steph: Her. *points in front of her* OJ: Um... I think thats a mirror. ~*~*~*~*~ Paige: YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME! I HAVE A CONTRACT WITH SEANZ MINIZ! I DEMAND RELEASE THIS INSTANT! Bodyguards: Just enjoy the scenery. Paige: But everything is white... although I do feel very loved. Bodyguards: Why? Paige: I feel like I'm being hugged all the time. Bodyguards: *chuckles* Paige: What? Sean: *walks near door* Paige? Paige: *instinctively pounces at door* Sean: WHOA! Nevermind, just keep her in this crazy house. ~*~*~*~*~ OJ: Are you sure that you blinked first? Steph: Well, I didn't see her blink. OJ: That's because you both blinked at the same time. Steph: Nuh-uh, when I opened my eyes, hers were still open. OJ: How would YOU know if it was a tie? Your eyes were closed. Steph: Who's to say yours weren't? OJ: Me. Steph: You know what? You and chinese food buckets are alike. Your both full of it. OJ: Full of what? Steph: I dunno. Paige: FOOD! OJ: Holy crap!! Where'd you come from?? *bodyguards chase Paige out the window* Paige: *in the distance* You'll never catch me! *hops away in straightjacket* Bodyguards: Would any of you happen to have a spear? OJ: Isn't a spear a little... dangerous? Bodyguards: Oh, we meant a tranquilizer... ... ... spear. ~*~*~*~*~ Bodyguards: *over walkie talkies* She's headed your way. Arpun: *in response* Gotcha. Sean: *recieving money from people* Place your bets people, place your bets* *all of the Seanz Miniz characters are seated* Arpun: Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, prepare for the fight of the century, sponsored by Seanz Miniz Incorporated, "That's My Line, Anyway"! In this corner, the reigning champ who despises Sean, Tanya, also known as Sweeedish Fish! *crowd cheers and jumps around with occasional hoots and whistles* Paige: *runs in and is yanked into the ring* Arpun: And in this corner, the challenging newcomer, just recently dubbed as an insane character who hates Sean, welcome to the ring... Paige: *straight jacket and suit is cut off revealing wrestling spandex that hand been put on her when she was first captured* Arpun: Paige, also known as An Insane Character Who Hates Sean! *crowd cheers much louder and actively* Arpun: *like Hulk Hogan* Sean-a-maniacs! *like RVD* Seanz Min-Neez is paying me to say: *like announcer* Lllllllllllllllllllllllllllllets get ready to *like The Rock* smellalalalalalalalalalow *crowd joins in* what Sean is cookin'! *lifts one eyebrow* ~*~*~*~*~ Sean: *walking off with a bag of money* That fight was amazing and my wallet thanks them. Paula: I know, who would have thought Katie would win? Sean: I told you, always bet on your favorite people, you never know what will happen. Katie: *untouched* ^__~ Arpun: Man, I cant wait to see what our Pay-Per-View ratings were. Paige: *hears Sean and sprints in his direction* Sean: Holy-- Paige: *pounces at Sean* *Sean's whole life flashes before his eyes... wow he loved that cupcake* Katie: *knocks into Paige in mid-air* Nessa: Wow... post-fight tension. Brian: Ooh, ouch, aah. Steph: Man I'd hate to be Paige right now. Kimmie: Same here. OJ: Brian, shouldn't you help her? Jason: Yea, she IS your girlfriend. Kyle: Go help her. Brian: Too late, already put fifty on Katie. Go! Go! Bite her head off! Bite it off!! ~*~*~*~*~ All: *walking to theme park* Heather: Heheheheheh... They are all walking RIGHT into my trap... revenge will be mine! Withers! Max: Yes master? Heather: Set up the plan. This will be perfect. Max: Yessir... uh, ma'am. Heather: Soon I shall destroy them all, then no one will stand in my way!! Max: *pushes blue button* In your way of what? Heather: Umm... don't worry about it. Max: You still like Sean, don't you? Heather: Umm... No, nuh-uh. Max: Sure you don't... Heather: Did you set it up? Max: Yes. Heather: You did all the controls right? Max: Yea. Heather: What'd you do? Max: I pressed the blue button. Heather: Not the red? Max: Not the red... Heather: Good. This will turn out my way! *like Mr. Burns* Excellent. Max: ... ... You scare me sometimes. |