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Paige: Last time on Seanz Miniz, I bit him like rabid dog.
~*~*~*~*~ Sean: I'm wearin a cast, Paige! I'm wearing a cast! Paige: Well... Sean: Do you have any idea how this feels? Do you know what it's like when your leg can't fly freely? Paige: What? Sean: The owl in its nest is hooting and the cow cannot hear it. Paige: Huh? Sean: The rooster has left its cloud. The robin has eaten the crow. Paige: Oh, thats is SOO cliche. Sean: O__o ~*~*~*~*~ Arpun: Woww wowww woooowwwwwwwwwwww. ~*~*~*~*~ Paige: Look on the bright side, people can sign your leg. Sean: I already know that. *puts cast in air* Paige: Hmm... "Eggs are good, but only with propellers on the side"? Sean: That was MY phrase last week! ~*~*~*~*~ Jason: I just noticed something. In Spanish "yo" means "I". Sean: Ok, so what? Jason: O____O Grr... I momma!! ~*~*~*~*~ Kyle: Fa rizzle yizzle, can my lizzle tizzle your kahtizzle mizzle fo shizzle? Sean: *punches Kyle* Kyle: Oww... what did I say? Sean: "For real yo, can my lips touch your Katie? Man for sure." Kyle: How do you understand that stuff? Sean: I'm black. Kyle: I wanna grow up to be just like you. ~*~*~*~*~ Doctor: Ok, your leg looks fine. I'm not exactly sure why I even put a cast on it. Sean: Grr.... Doctor: *takes cast off* Here's your cast. Sean: Ok. *reads it* Fifteen people said "Sean has a cast. Pass it on." ~*~*~*~*~ Kyle: I kept stapling my arm and then my mom asked me what all the holes in my arm were. Sean: What'd you say? Kyle: Well, first I said it was poison ivy. Sean: Did she believe that? Kyle: No, she said it didn't explain the holes. Then I said it was a rash. Sean: And that was supposed to explain the holes? Kyle: Um.. I dunno... Sean: -___- Kyle: Then I was like, "It was Hariklia scratching me." Sean: AAH! Hariklia! *crawls up into a ball and rocks back and forth* Kyle: What? Sean: She is dangerous. She made me bleed. Kyle: Really? Sean: Crazy red-haired Greek. ~*~*~*~*~ Katie: What happened to Tanya? Sean: Unfortunate smelting accident. Katie: Oh... um... ok. Sean: She's chilling with that one Doctor... umm... Dr. umm.... Katie: Mr. Doctor? Sean: I'm not sure... wasn't his title "Dr."? Katie: No, he's the one who's not really a doctor, never went to college, never got a doctorate, never went to medical school, and isn't even a legal employee of the hospital. Sean: Yea, that's the one. ~*~*~*~*~ Heather: Nobody breaks up with me and get's away with it! Sean: Heather, do you really think it's necessary to hang me over a bucket of acid? Heather: Oh, but it's creative. Katie: No it's not... and why do I have to hang up here with him! Heather: Now Sean, here's how creative this is. I have this candle underneath this rope and when I light it, the rope will snap, causing it to go on the pulley, letting go of a melon that will fall on a trampoline, bounce and hit that bowling ball over there, then the bowling ball will roll down its ramp and hit another bowling ball which will go down its ramp and hit a button causing the other candle to be lit, causing the rope you and that girl are attached to to break and you both fall. Sean: There's always gotta be a bowling ball involved... Heather: Shut up! Tom and Jerry had good ideas. Sean: Can't we talk about this? Heather: Nope. *lights candle* Sean: AAH! NO!! Heather: I trust this plan should work. *leaves room* *3 second of silence* Katie: She never said what was going to happen to me. ~*~*~*~*~ Arpun: My spider sense is tingling. Paige: Your what is doing what? ~*~*~*~*~ Arpun: I'll save you! *runs to grab rope* *rope snaps* Sean and Katie: AAH! *fall in acid* Paige: I just read the Mini. What happened? Arpun: If you read it wouldn't you know? Paige: God, I can never do anything dramatic anymore. ;__; ~*~*~*~*~ Heather: AHA! It worked! It worked! Sean: Hey, I'm alive. Katie: Wow... we survived. Sean: Heather, what kind of deathtrap is this? ... This is SODA!! Heather: Ah, but not just any soda... its... PEPSI BLUE! Sean: AAH!!! GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF!!! ~*~*~*~*~ Brian: I just got a G-Unit shirt. Paige: What does the G stand for? Sean: I don't know, but it probably doesn't start with a G. ~*~*~*~*~ Ashley: *singing "In Those Jeans - Ginuwine"* Is there any more room for me, in those jeans-- Sean: No, there is not! How does he expect to fit in those tight jeans when she can barely fit in them herself? ~*~*~*~*~ Sean: Or maybe it's... Gangsta, gorey, golden, grabbing... Brian: I think gangsta. Sean: Ahh, it probably stands for "One" or something. Paige: Maybe its like a G-string... ~*~*~*~*~ Ashley: Eww. Sean: What? Ashley: The little Rugrats babies just warshed their hands in Spike's bowl. Sean: Warsh? Ashley: Warsh. Sean: Haha, say "wash". Ashley: Wawww-aaaawww-aaaawwshh. ~*~*~*~*~ Paige: I'll have to go with gangsta. Sean: It's probably his slang for "Double Quarters". Brian: Where's the G in that? Sean: Maybe it stands for wanksta. Brian: I'm still for gangsta. Sean: O___o Now your all ganging up on me? Paige: No, we're gangsta-ing up on you. Sean: o___O Paige: *gasp* He switched eyes! Sean: O___o Paige: There it is again! Sean: o___O ~*~*~*~*~ Marcus: ...Yea, so i said "No, it's apple juice"! Sean: *laughs* Aww man, that hilarious. Marcus: Yea. Sean: So how's your life been. Marcus: Aww man, that's extremely sexy. Sean: Umm... what? Marcus: What you just said, the way you said it was really sexy. Sean: Say what??? Marcus: Say it again baby. Sean: What?? No. Marcus: Ooh, again. Sean: The hell are you talking about?? Marcus: Huh? Oh, my bad, I'm on the phone. Sean: What phone?? Marcus: This one. *points to his ear* Sean: Yo, your cell phones just keep gettin smaller and smaller... Marcus: Hmm, that reminds me of something... Sean: Torrey's IQ? Marcus: Yea, thats it. ~*~*~*~*~ Torrey: Hey yo. Sean: Ya know, when I'm near you, I feel extremely smart. Torrey: Is that a compliment? Sean: Is a fag straight? Torrey: Did you call me a fag? Sean: No, I called you stupid. Torrey: But I'm not stupid. I'm Torrey. Sean: I rest my case. ~*~*~*~*~ Sean: Ok Tiffany, everyone in the record label has an alias except you. What's yours gonna be? Tiffany: Hmm... I want something sexy. Sean: Why? Tiffany: 'Cause I'm sexy. Sean: *busts out laughing* Tiffany: Grr... How about Delicacy? Sean: *laughs even harder* Tiffany: I know! Luscious. Sean: *looks at Tiffany, then falls on ground laughing* ~*~*~*~*~ Sean: Ok, I guess you can join the label... Christina: Yes! Sean: So what's your alias? Christina: My aliens? Um, Mars? Sean: What? No, your nickname. Christina: Muffin? Sean: No! Your singer name. Christina: Oh, Huntress. Sean: Huntress? Why are you dangerous or something? Christina: Yea. *punches Sean as hard as she can* Sean: (sarcastically) Ooh, oh no, I've been attacked by a "Muffin"! Oh no, please help me! The blueberry filling hurts! ~*~*~*~*~ Sean: Say "Park the car". Nessa: Pawk the caw. Sean: Haha, thats classic. |