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| JUNE UPDATE #2 |
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Brian: 2 G's!
Paige: Two thou?? Brian: What? Naw... *a Baptist church van drives by playing "Never Scared - BoneCrusher"* Brian: Gangsta gospel. ~*~*~*~*~ Katie: So, when will Sean be let out of the hospital? Doctor: Probably by the end of the month. Tanya: Oh really? Doctor: *to Tanya* I'm assuming your the wife. Tanya: Your assuming I'm the what??? Doctor: Sean's wife. Tanya: *falls an floor and dies laughing* Katie: -___-* I think she may need a doctor too. ~*~*~*~*~ Kimmie: *walks near Sean's hospital bed with her bangs blonde and the rest of her hair striped blue and brunette* You like? Sean: |(o)|||(o)| *muffled scream* Kimmie: Grr... *smacks Sean's cast* *2 seconds of silence* Kimmie: Oww.... *runs out of hospital room* (note: Sean's in a head cast... that's why his faces look odd) ~*~*~*~*~ Katie: So... do you think we could visit Sean? Doctor: Well, for the time being, he's sleeping. Katie: He'd probably want to see me though. Doctor: Sorry, can't help you there. Katie: Hmm... Doctor: You know, I really don't think that its healthy to be on the floor laughing for 20 minutes straight. Katie: Maybe you should help her. Doctor: *dramatically* Yes! We must act fast! Katie: *darts for Sean's hospital room while Tanya is still laughing* Doctor: *commandingly* CLEAR! *electrical shock* Tanya: *lying on floor motionless and silent* ~*~*~*~*~ Sean: *muffled* Nuuhh, nuhh, ihh wahhzzint mehh! *Micheal Jackson hits Sean's leg* Sean: ||O|||O|| OWW! Micheal: That'll teach you to take my best plastic surgeon. ~*~*~*~*~ Katie: *bargs into Sean's hospital room* I'm here! Sean: *speaks incoherently* Katie: Good to know your happy to see me. Sean: *mumbles something* Katie: Ok, I have NOO idea what you just said. Sean: *muffled* Tell these doctors to let me out!! Katie: You want some M&M's? Sorry, dont have any. BUT I HAVE SKITTLES!!! (note: inside joke, a lotta you prolly wouldn't understand) ~*~*~*~*~ Katie: Hey look Sean, it's my new boyfriend! Jason: Hi. Sean: *mumbles* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *machine shows heart stopping* Katie: CRAP!! Doctor: *suddenly appears in room* CLEAR! *electrical shock* *machine shows heart beating again* Doctor: *suddenly disappears* Katie: I was just joking. Jason: *gasp* Fine then! *storms away* ~*~*~*~*~ Katie: You know what? *pulls head cast off of Sean* You don't need this. Sean: Ahhh, thank you. Katie: Your welcome. Sean: Ya know what? I'm bored. *Tanya stumbling to Sean's hospital room* Katie: You know what? *slams door closed hitting Tanya without knowing it, then locks the door* Sean: Ya know what? Come over here. Katie: You know what? I will. *gets on top of Sean* Sean: Ya know what? I may enjoy this. *Katie starts moving around* Sean: Ya know what? I feel nothing. Katie: Same here. That was a ripoff. Sean: I guess we'll just talk then. Katie: Ok. *starts sliding off of Sean* ()__() WHOAA! *falls on floor* ~*~*~*~*~ Jason: I saw this hideous thing outside of the door... do you want me to bring it in? Sean: Sure. Jason: Ok. *puts Tanya in Sean's hospital room* ~*~*~*~*~ Paula: Hey Sean... and... everybody else. Katie, Brian, Paige, Nessa, Tanya, Jason, Kimmie, and Ques: Hey. Sean: God, this room is kinda crowded... Paula: Yea... *walks over to Sean and whispers in his ear so softly that he can't hear what she said* Sean: I just put it into the hole. Paula: !__! What!! YOU SICK FREAK!! Sean: Didn't you ask how I got my head out of this body cast? Paula: I asked how you have fun around here! ~*~*~*~*~ Paige: I was sweating since its so hot... I'm all shiny and wet. Sean: You know what ELSE is shiny and wet? Paige: Oh god you are SICK! Sean: I was just gonna say my tongue. ~*~*~*~*~ Doctor: Sean, you've just recieved a get well card. Would you like to read it? Sean: Sure. Doctor: I see you've taken off the head cast. Umm... logically, that makes no sense since your arms are casted... here. *takes off arm casts* Sean: Hey, my arm works. ^_^ Doctor: Good, now thats logically possible. Here. *hands Sean the card* Sean: *reads* Get well soon. From Jason. Aww... wait... ... the hell... IS THAT ANTHRAX!! ~*~*~*~*~ Sean: I just noticed something. Nessa: What? Sean: You've got an accent. Nessa: What do you mean? Sean: Say "park the car". Nessa: Pawk the caw. ~*~*~*~*~ Brian: Muhahahahahaha. Sean: Ya know, do you know anybody who actually laughs like that? Brian: Umm -- Sean: How evil does a person have to be to laugh like that naturally? Brian: Umm-- Sean: I mean, who was the first to really do that laugh? Brian: Um-- Sean: I got it! I think it was a cow! That's where the evil cow concept came from! Brian: What? Sean: MOOOO hahahahahaha! ~*~*~*~*~ Paige: Wanna hear my 50 Cent CD? Sean: The change guy? Paige: The what? Sean: Two quarters? Paige: Umm, yea. I'm listening to Wanksta. Sean: *imitating 50 Cent and mumbling* You say youse a punksta but you never rocked nothing. ~*~*~*~*~ Jason: I figured I should do something nice for you and everybody else. Sean: Seriously? Jason: Everybody else at least. *holds pillow on Sean's face* Sean: *struggling to breathe* Jason: This is for me not not not stealing your girlfriend! Sean: *pushes Jason away* Jason: The hell?? -__- Crap, the arm casts are off. Sean: Yea booooy! *throws pillow at Jason* Take that! ~*~*~*~*~ Steph: Hey Sean. Sean: =__= Huh wha? Paula: Heeey Sean. Sean: +=______= Heh day who da wha? OJ: Sean, you ok? Sean: o___o *gasp* Iwancio? Cusimano? ... ... The black Godfather? NOO! Its the Mafia!! ~*~*~*~*~ Kyle: Hey Sean, I'm tall. Whatcha gonna do about it? Sean: *pushes Kyle* TIMBER! ~*~*~*~*~ Arpun: Ok Sean, I'm going to let you outta this cast so you can roam freely. Sean: Why are you gonna help me? Arpun: Because I wanna be in a Mini. Sean: A what? Arpun: Hi Mom! ~*~*~*~*~ Jason: Aww crap, the cast is gone. Sean: Yup, now what? Jason: Well, I guess I'm screwed. Katie: You two should stop fighting and be friends. Sean: What are you talking about? We are friends. Katie: x__x ~*~*~*~*~ *in waiting room* Paige: That's it! I wanna Mini without any guys, especially Sean. Sean: Hey everybody. Paige: AAAHHHHH!!!!!! *rampages through the room like a bear* Sean: ... ... ... ... ... um... down boy. Paige: *attacks Sean* Sean: AAH! My leg! ~*~*~*~*~ Doctor: Yea, that's a fractured bone right there. Sean: Oh, really? Doctor: Yea. Sean: How on earth did you bite that deeply Paige? Paige: I didn't. Sean: Let me see that X-ray. Doctor: *hands X-ray photo to Sean* Sean: ... Yo, that's a donut. Doctor: Umm, I dunno what you are talking about. Sean: It's an X-ray of a donut. How in the world did you manage to confuse my leg with a donut? ~*~*~*~*~ Paige: To be continued. Arpun: *like a ghost* OoOoOoOoOoOoOo. |