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| JUNE UPDATE #1 |
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Tanya: It feels like Wednesday.
Sean: Isn't it Thursday? Tanya: ... ...It wants to be be Friday. ~*~*~*~*~ Ques: I'm going to high school next year! Can you believe it?? Sean: Um, yea, I can. Ques: I probably don't wanna hang out with you though. Sean: Good. Ques: God, you didn't even give me a chance to tell you why! Sean: Ok then, why? Ques: *walking away with hand in Sean's face* (ghetto girl voice) Pssh, to late now. Mm mmm!! ~*~*~*~*~ Ques: Who are the dorks so I know who to watch out for? Sean: Well, you already know about Joel. Ques: Yea... and what about Nick? Sean: Nick? Ques: You know, Dominick. Sean: Well, um... everybody knows who he is. Ques: So, is he popular? Sean: Well... then again... everybody knows who Joel is. ~*~*~*~*~ Tanya: I know what you did... LAST SUMMER! Katie: I know what you ate... *points at Tanya* (yells) LAST WEEKEND! Sean: I know who you did... *points at Katie* (yells) LAST WEEK!! Katie: Sorry, I didn't mean to do it. Sean: !___! WHAT!!! ~*~*~*~*~ Sean: Oh no, its her again... *puts head down and puts hands over face* (whispers) Please don't come over here, please don't come over here... Girl Sean's avoiding: *looks at Sean being wierd* Uh-huh... *walks away* Sean: *touched on shoulder* (yells) GET AWAY!! Oh, um, sorry mom. ~*~*~*~*~ Katie: No really it was an accident. Don't you know that one video where the guy goes through all that crap and ends up in bed with that one girl? That's like what happened to me. Sean: You do know that the girl didn't have a story for ending up like that. Katie: Earthquake. Sean: Earthquake? In Maryland? Katie: It could happen. Sean: And Ja Rule COULD stop looking like a monkey. That doesn't mean he will. Katie: How? Sean: Plastic surgery, he's rich enough. Katie: Besides, he doesn't look THAT bad. Sean: ... Micheal Jackson looks better than him. Micheal's monkey Bubbles looks better than him! ~*~*~*~*~ Tanya: You know, Katie was just joking. Sean: About Ja Rule looking good? Yea, I knew that. Tanya: ... Ok, I have no idea what relevance that has, but she said she was only joking and you took her seriously. Sean: Oh, my bad. I guess I should apologize. *starts walking to next room where Katie is* Katie: *jumps out of nowhere* YAY!! Sean: *flies backwards* AAH!! ~*~*~*~*~ Paula: I like my pen. ^.^ Sean: I like my "pen" too. Except its not a blue or red one. Paula: Mine's black. Sean: What a coincidence, so is mine. Paula: Hold on... what are YOU talking about? Sean: You wanna taste my "pen"? Paula: WHAT?! Sean: It's not like you haven't before. Paula: Yea, one exploded in my mouth once... HEY! ~*~*~*~*~ Paula: I'm pregnant! Sean: How the hell did that happen? Paula: Well, I dunno. Sean: Well who's the father? Paula: I dunno. Sean: God, that's what you get for sitting on public toilet seats. ~*~*~*~*~ Brian: DUUU!!! Sean: Doo? What the hell is that? Brian: It's like a white guy's "dude", but for black guys. Sean: So, it's like how white guys stole the words in the phrase "homie g funk"? Brian: Yea, except instead of stealing the word "dude", we made our own. Sean: We huh? Who's we? Since when was I included in using the word "dude"? Brian: Yo, just say "duu" instead of other words you say when something looks really "cool". Sean: Like when I'll say "tight", "hard", or "nice"? Brian: Yea, except if your gonna stick with those, only use one at a time because otherwise, it sounds... wrong. Sean: Ok, so instead of screaming "Yo, thats tight!" I should scream "DUU the DUU!!"? Brian: O___o Ya know what Sean? Whatever floats your boat man. Sean: DUUU DAAA DUUUU!! ^O^ ~*~*~*~*~ *Brian takes off his shirt* Paige: Hey, look! It's TuPack! Sean: Don't you mean TuPac? Paige: No. *points at Brian's abs* It's a two-pack! ~*~*~*~*~ Sean: Your perfume smells like Starburst... it makes me wanna just unwrap you and eat you. ~*~*~*~*~ Paige: So is Katie supposed to be some kind of pornstar who goes around having sex? Sean: Why are you askin me? Paige: You write the Miniz, don't you? Sean: Um... Miniz? Uh, I didn't write the Miniz. Paige: Oh yea, your right... hey, wait a minute! ~*~*~*~*~ Paula: I'm gonna be famous. Sean: Well, I'm gonna be even more... famous-er. Paula: I'm gonna be a singer! Sean: Well, I'm gonna be a rapper. Paula: Really! We can be like Mariah Carey and Busta Rhymes! Sean: I have a feeling it'd end up more like Tina and Ike. Paula: Well then, I don't wanna sing with you. Sean: (deep commanding voice) You ain't got no choice! *ready to backhand Paula* Now sing it right Paula! ~*~*~*~*~ *car screeches to a stop* Sean: Ok, this looks like a good camping spot. *sets up tent in front of the White House* ~*~*~*~*~ Sean: So a guy sits in a bar right-- Brian: Heard it. Sean: O__o ?? Say what? Brian: I already heard that one. Sean: Then how does it end? Brian: We find out that it's really the Artist formerly known as Prince. Sean: Umm... no, they find out that it was... wait, yea, your right. ~*~*~*~*~ Sean: I get the feeling that of everybody here, I'm the best at making random suggestions. Brian: No your not. Sean: Ok then, prove me wrong. Brian: Jump on one finger and see if you can reach the ceiling. Sean: I made that suggestion last week. Brian: Oh that was you? Whoops. Sean: Well, you should go to a really high building, light a match, toss it over the edge and jump after it to see if you can blow it out before the wind does. Brian: Are you like the God of stupidity or something? Sean: I resent that. Brian: Do you even know what resent means? Sean: I resent that. ... ... ... *searches for a dictionary* ~*~*~*~*~ Tanya: I look so good that whenever a guy sees me and thinks I'm attractive they give me a dollar. Sean: Really? How much money do you have from it? Tanya: *pulls out wallet, opens it, and looks through section with full bills* Sean: Well? Tanya: (proudly) One dollar. Sean: Aww, here's one from me. *gives Tanya a dollar* Tanya: Yay! Thanks! *gives Sean a hug* Sean: Wait a second. *takes blindfold off of my face* Ehh, nevermind. *takes his dollar back* Tanya: >____(o) ~*~*~*~*~ Sean: I wanna fly. Tanya: *pushes Sean off her roof* Sean: (girlish scream) AAH! *hits ground* *silence* Tanya: Um... Sean? *silence* Tanya: Uh-oh... KATIE, YOU MAY WANNA CALL 911!! Katie: *from first floor on her way out of the house* WHY? DID YOU GET YOUR HAND STUCK IN THE DRAIN PIPE AGAIN-- HOLY CRAP! Tanya: It was an accident. Katie: What?? Did he trip and fall on his own?? Tanya: Um... you could say that. Katie: SOMEONE CALL 7-11! Tanya: Um.. yea, I'm assuming you meant 911. Katie: Whatever, just call them. *picks up Sean's head* Don't worry, the doctors'll stop the bleeding. Tanya: Called them, they're on their way. Katie: *drops Seans head suddenly* Good. (*)_____(*) WHOOPS! Tanya: I guess he'll never live out his dream of flying. Katie: What was that? Tanya: *puts finger to her teeth innocently and smiles* Oh, nothing. ~*~*~*~*~ Nessa: Hey hey. Ques: Hey everybody. Katie: Hello. Paula: Hey. Tanya: Hi. Brian: Yo. Paige: 'Sup. Tanya: Hi. Katie: Hello. Paige: 'Sup. Ques: Hey everybody. Paula: Hey. Brian: Yo. Nessa: Hey hey. Paula: Hey. Nessa: Hey hey. Tanya: Hi. Katie: Hello. Paige: 'Sup. Ques: Hey everybody. Brian: ... Something's missing... Paula: *imitating Sean* Yo yo yo, whaddup all my peepz! All: Much better. |